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Dos & Don'ts

Let’s try to ignore the Skechers or whatever those are and focus on the “skate-sword.” Dude, we know you don’t ride it and we’re going to assume you’ve never bludgeoned people with that giant piece of wood and steel, so what does that leave? That leaves you, sitting on the sidewalk, posing for the DON’Ts.

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