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I understand that you’re “gay” or “gay positive” or whatever and you are not ashamed of the fact that your tits look like a hell of a lot of other tits out there (more than Hollywood would care to admit) and unfair beauty standards and blah blah blah, but for fuck’s sake Rhoda, the kid is three years old. Why don’t you tell her what a Cleveland Steamer is while you’re at it?

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