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OK it’s good to give bums change and everything. We’re all for that but please, please, please, stop painting your toenails blood red. It is freaking us out. Toes are intense enough looking without you drawing that much attention to them. It’s like putting lipstick on your labia and nipples or me putting it on the head of my knob.

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