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"So yeah, everything with fleas has to be put down tomorrow by council order. We're going to have two vans at each end of the square and there'll be plenty of trained technicians at both to ensure that the process is carried out as painlessly and carefully as possible.

Anyways, where would you like us to re-locate your dog?"

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