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The McKidnapsons had never been to the ghetto at dusk before, but the guy who sold Dad his $20 Rolex promised an even better deal on a plasma TV if they met him at midnight down an alleyway in the worst part of town. So they dressed up in the least touristy outfits they could find and ventured off into the darkness.

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