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Ah, the independent spirit of the true Parisian male who wears diapers underneath leggings, starts drinking Pastis at 8 AM, and never plans on working or making his 1950s bathroom bigger than a matchbox despite the fact that he has a wife and three kids who all live with him despite the fact that the youngest one is 28.

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