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All right, I know we say this any time there's a nonthreatening old man in the DOs—how he's our new model for aging gracefully and etc. and all—but this vaguely native Hummel-man who's really into symmetry is it. If we don't get to be this guy for at least a couple hours before we die, we are going to wreck the shit out of heaven.

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