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The only thing worse than an 18-year-old boy is a 22-year-old boy. Look at their slimy man-child faces, awkwardly smoking cigars and ordering grown-up drinks that they don’t know the ingredients of. We had to get out of there before they started telling us how “mad crazy” the recession is.

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