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If wealthy, cheesed-off boomers are going to host fake Boston Tea Parties over the mortgage bailouts (PS: how corny is that shit? Are they a second-grade social studies class?), we should at least be willing to reduce a couple longboards to splinters over a quarter of our paychecks going into the cargo pockets of 80-year-old Dennis the Menaces like this.

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