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This is the type of guy I have nightmares about: a college jerk-off who has never met a black person, wears “funny” boxer shorts, thinks he’s the only one who understands the nonsequential humor of Family Guy, and is not afraid to freestyle rap in any situation at any time regardless of how much secondhand embarrassment it’s causing the people around him.

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