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Yeah I want to punch his little pouty friend too, but are you digging Withnail Van Halen here? He’s such an exquisite blend of American and British partymutts I don’t know whether to disavow the Declaration of Independence or my heterosexuality. Try picturing him twirling a drumstick (like everywhere he goes).

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