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Don’t even bother getting cleaned up to meet your new girlfriend’s dad. You could look like Bret Favre dressed as Audie Murphy--all he’s going to see when he opens the door is a pencil-thin erection in DJwear furiously grinding his daughter (who’s Renn-Goth for some reason).

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