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Facial tattoos are always an awesome choice, but matching them to your short-order clogs without getting fired from the vegan diner can be a real pill. Do you go with studs to retain the toughness or a 1-inch Earth Crisis button to send a brisk message of warning from your feet to the anthroarchy. It’s like Sophie’s Choice times Shoes.

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