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I would love to see a version of Jersey Shore where all the kids have enormous buck teeth. Instead of “Gym, Tanning, Laundry,” GTL can mean “Gums, Teeth, Listerine.” And someone who’s DTF is “Down To Floss.” They can call it East Coast Choppers.

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