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We understand Mediterranean chest hair can be a literal handful, and we’re not about to get on your case for shaving it all off instead of having Gene Shalit forever peeking out of your collar, but you’ve got to go whole hog one way or the other. Looking at you right now is making me itch in places I didn’t realize had skin.

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