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Dos & Don'ts

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What the hell is this? The bodystocking simultaneously rubbing against the lycra shirt and velveteen housepants wasn’t gagging enough eyeballs, so you ripped the drawstring off a theater curtain to add a kinetic flourish? You look like something my dad is angry at my mom for buying at the arts fair.

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