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Isn’t it weird that the same rich people who don’t want you to say “blowjob” on TV have no problem with their tween daughters regularly straddling a giant, phallic, hymen-busting surrogate dick? What’s up with that? We don’t let boys hang out with giant pairs of tits. We definitely don’t let boys spend all afternoon huffing their tits’ ass.

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