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Ditto being turned on by squnching up your ass and tits into weird materials like rubber and spandex. Remember in Kids in the Hall when Scott was the mom and said, “I do everything short of greeting you at the door in Saran Wrap”? It was sad because it’s something no woman ever voluntarily does outside a “Happy birthday, I guess this is what makes you horny” sense.

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