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The scary part here is I don’t think this guy is even necessarily whipped. I think he’s your standard, no-maintenance sofa dad who went with the flow a little too hard and is just now realizing that “Please wear that shirt I like” morphed into some sort of mentally ill “Donny & Marie Live in Miami” situation years ago.

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