©2017 VICE Media LLC

Dos & Don'ts


When pictures of the handsome stud who shot that senator in Arizona started popping up on TV all the girls were like, “I would love to feel this lunatic’s insane cock thrusting inside of me!” Maybe someday there’ll be a female assassin superstar that us guys can whack off to, but I’m not holding my breath.

More Dos & Don'ts