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Though the late 90s nearly killed it with the boot-cut jeans and JNCOs, girls have finally reawakened to the full power of sock culture. It started with leg warmers as a joke, then progressed to those gym socks with the stripes, then dark socks with shorts, then dark socks with shorts with heels, and now men are being treated daily to exotic boner fruit like horse socks in busted loafers that are physically impossible not to picture you naked in. What a time to be alive.

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