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OK, let’s not jump to any conclusions here or make this poor guy the victim of fecal profiling. I’m sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for where this stain came from. One of his drivers probably accidentally left a Toblerone bar on the passenger seat of his BMW and then all that chocolate went up his butt and he passed out from sugar shock.

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