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“Oh ho ho, what’s this? Another pair of Williamsburg design-school dropouts blowing their parents’ money on their Beanie Baby performance-art band hur hur?” No, this is a group of Japanese musicians who’ve completely alienated themselves from their parents to spend their lives hand-sewing hundreds of stuffed, animatronic naked people and travel the world setting them loose all at once onstage, where their collective toy-dog yaps combine into a frenzied cacophony so majestic and all-consuming it’s like God’s own jizzum spurting gloriously in your ears. How’s the blog coming, Captain Interesting?

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