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It’s gross when couples match-match, like they do in South Korea, because it looks like when you’re five and Becky from next door is your “girlfriend,” except we all know you have pubes and tits you both mash all together. We dig couples, though, who can hint at it subtly through things like complementary shoulder-blade lines and implicit vanishing points without making us picture a pair of hairy toddlers fucking.

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