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This is exactly what we were saying about matching couples a second ago in the DOs, except they’ve one-worsed it by using those cheap vinyl mildew traps your dad would keep in the trunk of the minivan and make you and your sister wear despite turning your arms into boiling sweat hams the second you put them on. Picture what these guys’ pits must smell like when they get home.

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