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Look, man, we’re as dubious as the guys from Brass Eye about the sputtering hysteria over pedophilia forever going on here and in Britain, but you either need to gain about 20 pounds of gut or put on a pair of freaking pants before this moves into the realm of acceptable parenting and out of the land of things-we-saw-in-Pattaya-that-still-make-us-want-to-kill-ourselves.

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