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This Italian fashion monster came traipsing out of the woodwork at one of those rural festivals in Eastern Europe where oiled-up men in leather pants wrestle in a field and the spectators are all million-year-old kerchiefed women and less-intentionally oiled-up men. We would have talked to her too, if we weren’t already so horny from the wrestling we couldn’t stand up.

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