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One time I was having sex with a girl, and, in order to decrease the chances of becoming just another absentee dad, I pulled out at the vital moment. Right then her dog charged into the picture and I spunked all over its nose. The same thing happened to a friend of mine, only it was in the dark and it was on a baby :(

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