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Dos & Don'ts


Three of the most important lessons to learn for adulthood are 1) people without guns can’t get you in trouble, 2) everybody’s become too much of a pussy to confront anyone about anything short of rape, and 3) never fly anywhere in less than a complete, pill-tinged blackout drunk. You can pick up most of this from old episodes of Ab Fab.

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