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Pretty sure the goggles and gauges were enough of a deterrent without fashioning a wrought-iron gear mask to keep guys from even thinking about kissing you. You basically gave yourself steampunk herpes. God, I hate these guys. It’s like, sorry the real past wasn’t cool enough for you.


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