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This is like a male version of that “Just Kidding” grandma-wear chick. He’s a nerd so he can talk about Iran’s nuclear program in intimate detail but he’s got a silk Chanel jacket so you know that if you guys end up in a hotel room full of 10s he’s not going to lose his shit and have a boner attack.

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