©2017 VICE Media LLC

Dos & Don'ts


Even Andrew W. K. doesn’t party hard enough to knock out a clerk at a 7-Eleven in West Palm Beach, steal his smock, punch through the glass of the hot-dog roller to grab a taquito, and throw on a straw hat and one flip-flop he found in the dumpster outside before going to a nearby parking garage to jerk off.

More Dos & Don'ts