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So in my fantasy, it starts with this look. She’s completely disgusted by me. I am totally disgusted by her. I am shit. She slaps me. I say I’m sorry. She slaps me again. I get on my knees. She punches me in the throat. I’m on the ground. She pisses all over me and says, “I’m the daddy, you’re the baby.” And I’m all like, “Goo-goo, gaga.”

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